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General Category => Off Topic => Topic started by: Pelvic Woo on October 17, 2011, 02:57:36 PM

Title: Funny
Post by: Pelvic Woo on October 17, 2011, 02:57:36 PM

Letter to a men's helpline...

 

Hi Ron, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up......she goes out with the girls a lot and I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night, about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse!! Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: wetamb on October 17, 2011, 06:14:42 PM

 :D :D :D :D :D :D  That is funny !!!

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Joel on October 17, 2011, 06:25:16 PM

Isnt it obvious...  you have to replace the whole bracket    ;)

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: phil on October 17, 2011, 09:52:01 PM

lol

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: RonT on October 18, 2011, 08:18:25 AM

I think you need to take a step back & look at the whole picture, I could probably come up with a few possibilities of why your wife would be straightening up after a night out with the girls but I can't come with any explanations of how an outboard bracket works on an Advance.... ;)